I wish I could do this! Apparently Billy Mays has a show on the Discovery channel now called Pitchmen, where he and helpsĀ promoteĀ peoples products or something. I had always hoped that he was like this all the time, like dealing with his kids, “You aren’t grounded for one week, no, not even two weeks, but you get a whole month of being grounded!” and so on. If I were him I would do this all the time, just to mess with people.